plain and simple

February 27, 2011 | 08:02 PM |

Ew. Richmond.

I have come to the realization that Richmond, Va. is incapable of producing quality guys that are worth dating. What’s up with that? No, sorry I really would not like go home with you after 30 minutes of meeting you, and sleeping with you. Not my idea of a good time.  And if you are over age 26, please don’t talk to me. You are far too old for what I am looking for. I just don’t understand.

Also, if you are going to go out on a limb and get someone’s number aren’t you going to try and text them or call them or something, OR do you think you look cooler just having another chick’s number in your phone? I mean come on now I just get it.

I’m tired of putting up with you losers.